Barney’s Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a plan when his dad said “Eat your peas.” Barney shouted no and ran Barney tricked his mean old dad and locked him in the cellar Barney’s Mom never found out where he’d gone, Cause Barney didn’t tell her. T
BILL WATTERSONSo, what’s it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don’t recommend it.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
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I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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There are no restrictions of taste, approach, or subject matter. The gatekeepers are gone, so the prospect for new and different voices is exciting. Or at least it will be if anyone reads them.
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I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
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Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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I’d like to see cartoonists measuring their work by higher standards than how many papers their strips are in and how much money they make.
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Calvin: Know what I pray for? Hobbes: What? Calvin: The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can’t, and the incapacity to tell the difference.
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Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.
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I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
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I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
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Form follows function, as the architects say. With words and pictures, you can do just about anything.
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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I’ve always tried to make the strip animated, even when the characters aren’t moving, with expressions or perspectives or some sort of exaggeration.
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County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that’s the problem.
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Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
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History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That’s why events are always reinterpreted when values change.
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You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing. Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Hobbes: You’re ignorant, but at least you act on it.
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Hold it. You know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?
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If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
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From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
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You know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
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You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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Even when you look for it, you’re never prepared for it.
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