I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn’t get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn’t join a biker club.
BOB SAGETIf you’re a host of a video show and you’re on the cleanest show on television for eight years, people want to say, ‘Well, that’s what that person does.’ That was the dilemma for me, career-wise.
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If you don’t wake up every day happy, change something.
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At the end of the day it’s the end of the day.
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My humor was kind of from my dad and all the stuff that we went through, which was a lot of death. My humor was an escape.
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It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
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Concerned we’re in a time where politicians can’t even fake sincerity. Aren’t they supposed to be good at that?
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My wife is a saint. She’s Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won’t eat.
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I don’t roll like that but I’ve never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that’s good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that’s a little disturbing.
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I have no agenda, nothing to control.
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Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
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It’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
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I have a feeling I’m going to wake up one day and say ‘I can’t do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.’ I’ll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on; we shot it at The Laugh Factory.
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The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
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A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
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I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they’re really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I’m not laughing.
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I am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.
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