What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone’s ringing a lot more and I’ve got nine lines so when it doesn’t ring, it’s very frustrating.
BOB SAGETFriend of mine just told me he used to be a bad alcoholic. I calmed him down. Told him he was a good alcoholic just a horrible drinker.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.
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Ladies, apologies, but isn’t ‘vintage’ just used stuff?
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Everyone I love I pay.
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And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You’d be nervous too if you knew that one day you’d get your head cut off and… filled with stuffing.
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I will always prefer a hardback book, but I’m drawn to digital because it’s so easy to acquire them when I’m having a need-to-read moment.
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I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
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I become a chameleon for wherever I am.
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I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
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People do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
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Most people argue over who’s right, not about what the truth is.
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It’s so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.
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I don’t censor myself, but I don’t want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.
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It’s smart to marry your yoga teacher so when you get divorced you know how to go down on yourself.
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I’m fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin.
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Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
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