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I have a feeling I’m going to wake up one day and say ‘I can’t do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.’ I’ll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on; we shot it at The Laugh Factory.

Bob Saget

Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
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Gossip People Rumor
Everyone I love I pay.
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Everyone Love Pay
My wife is a saint. She’s Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won’t eat.
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Diapers Saint Wife
If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
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Hanging Negative People Two
25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.
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Comedy Crowds Screaming Something Sort Years
I’m completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.
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Diets Eating Food
Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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Body Four People
Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, ‘you don’t mention that part here.’ But that’s what’s interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.
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Interesting People Way
In the creative sense, I’m looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
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Creative Forward Looking People
Think well of yourself and others will too. Unless those others are in government, banking, or show business.
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Banking Government Thinking
A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
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Comedian Jokes Three
I have no agenda, nothing to control.
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Agendas Control Nothing
I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don’t want to make fun of people.
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Acting Fun People
I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
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Nice Pieces Salmon
I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
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Care Except People Take
I like to approach every day like it’s my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.
BOB SAGET

Body Morning Red

I have a feeling I’m going to wake up one day and say ‘I can’t do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.’ I’ll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on; we shot it at The Laugh Factory.

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I have a feeling I’m going to wake up one day and say ‘I can’t do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.’ I’ll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on; we shot it at The Laugh Factory.

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