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I can’t believe a war against drugs when they have anti-drug commercials on TV all day long followed by This Bud is for you.

Bill Hicks

It’s an insane world, and I’m proud to be a part of it.
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Insane Part Proud World
It’s not a war on drugs, it’s a war on personal freedom.
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Drug Freedom Personal War
I guess what surprised me the most was the discrepancy in casualties: Iraq, one hundred fifty thousand casualties, USA: seventy-nine!
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Country Mean Most Surprise
I…am an evolved being who deals solely with the source of light…in all of us in our own minds. No middleman required.
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Light Middlemen Mind Source
The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love, instead, see all of us as one.
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Doors Eye Gun Instead One
Listen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas.
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Ideas Next Revolutionary
I don’t do drugs anymore… than, say, the average touring funk band.
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Average Funny Humor
Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! … That’s the story of Jesus.
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Jesus Stories Today
I don’t know what you all believe, and I don’t really care … but you have to admit that beliefs are odd. Lots of Christians wear crosses around their necks … you really think when Jesus comes back, he ever wants to see a fucking cross?
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Christian Jesus Kings Neck
Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I’ll prove it to you. You’re at a ball game or a concert, and someone’s really violent and agressive and obnoxious, are they drunk or are they smoking pot?
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Drunk Games Marijuana Obnoxious
I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind’s sole purpose on this planet.
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Believe Order Purpose
I’m just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious.
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Collective Ego Trying Unconscious
I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, ‘My dad can beat up your dad.’ I’d say ‘Yeah? When?’
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Dad Funny Motivational
To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake.
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Marijuana Mistake Weed
Surgeon General’s warning ought to read: Smoking has been determined t0 cause cancer, heart disease & rednecks with seniority.
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Cancer Disease Heart Seriously
The Voice of Reason is in us all…and everyone can recognize it because it makes sense and everyone benefits from it equally.
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Benefits Reason Voice

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