“Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one?” I don’t worship comedy; at the end of the day I don’t fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.
BO BURNHAMThere’s a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that’s a bit blurred in my mind.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I got a safe full of cherries ’cause I pop it and lock it.
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in – and I never went.
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When I see someone filming me, I don’t usually think, ‘No, man, don’t put this up online!’ I’d think, ‘Hey man, you don’t get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!’ I love going to theatre and to shows so much.
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Women are like fingers and toes because they’re easy to count on.
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The biggest danger, for me, with making yourself your act is that a lot of people with think they know you for better or worse. That’s an ongoing struggle with me and it can get really trippy sometimes.
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If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I’d still say no.
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The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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The world doesn’t need any more hot chicks or tough guys or smooth talkers – the world needs more you. And don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
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Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist.
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If you can think of all the times in your life, some of the happiest times were probably when you were laughing. And some of the worst times in your life you were being laughed at.
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The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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I’m a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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Bitches and hoes don’t exist because the hoes know Bo’s a feminist.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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