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That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.

Bill Watterson

Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
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Argue Shaves Six Years
I don’t enjoy lettering very much, but that’s the way I write and that belongs in the strip because the strip is a reflection of me.
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Lettering Reflection Way Writing
You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure. The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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Failure Headed Resources Success Truth
Calvin:”It says here that ‘religion is the opiate of the masses.’…what do you suppose that means?” Television: “…it means that Karl Marx hadn’t seen anything yet
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Mean Opiates Television
I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
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Children Mom Motivational
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
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Funny Inspirational Witty
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
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Fun Giving Hilarious
I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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People Relate Related
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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Funny Future Humorous
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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Grow Up Ideas People
You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.
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Detours Failure Resources Wells
Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.
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Frustration Life Like Running
There’s great potential for that which has yet to be fully mined.
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Fully Great Minded Potential
I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
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Dessert Food Funny Vegetarian
Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
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Faces People Possums
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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Bad Helping Mood

That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.

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