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You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.

Bill Watterson

To invent your own life’s meaning is not easy, but it’s still allowed, and I think you’ll be happier for the trouble.
BILL WATTERSON

Accomplish Happier Happy Meaning Trouble
You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D’s in school. Well guess what, I get F’s!!!
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Funny Guess Moving School
County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that’s the problem.
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Definitions Desk Library Needs Reference
My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
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Lips Moving Thinking
I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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Football Sports Thinking
I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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Littles Nice People
It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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Incinerated People Religious
I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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Fairness Favors World
What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?
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Point Rockets Ships Wearing
Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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Command Information Thorough Useless
Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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Best Friend Friendship Inspirational
Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.
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Dance Hard Maybe Number Special Tell
It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
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Beautiful Life Success
Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
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Disappointment Friendship Harder Swearing
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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Body School Spirit
I’ve been interested in cartooning all my life. I read the comics as a kid, and I did cartoons for high school publications – the newspaper and yearbook and soon. In college, I got interested in political cartooning and did political cartoons.
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Kids Publication School Yearbook

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.

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