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You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.

Bill Watterson

My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
BILL WATTERSON

Lips Moving Thinking
If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
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Examine Fun Garden Life
That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
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Problem Science Trying Unimaginable
Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
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Good Friend More Money Needs
For me, it’s been liberating to put myself in the mind of a fictitious six year-old each day, and rediscover my own curiosity.
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Curiosity Ideas Play Years
I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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Interesting Laughing Life Track
I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.
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Actually Artist Quality Smoke Tell
Every artist learns through imitation, but I rather doubt the aim of these things is artistic development.
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Artist Doubt Taken Talking
Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! …Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.
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Enough Undead Zombie
Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
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Peace Play War
We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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Funny Inspirational Science
Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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Cute Friday Life Sunday
You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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Good Luck Lucky Rockets
I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
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Dark Imagine Thinking
Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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Looks Other Real Zombie
I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
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Liked Thing Understand

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.

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