If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
BILL WATTERSONThe strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
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Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
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Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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I’ve always tried to make the strip animated, even when the characters aren’t moving, with expressions or perspectives or some sort of exaggeration.
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It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
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Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I’m not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
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I’d like to see cartoonists measuring their work by higher standards than how many papers their strips are in and how much money they make.
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Scientific Progress goes boink?
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I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
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And it will be even more exciting if anyone pays for them. It’s hard to charge admission without a gate.
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Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
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