The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
BILL WATTERSONI think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That’s why events are always reinterpreted when values change.
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Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
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I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
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I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
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Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
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It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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The whole idea of hobknobbing and schmoozing and the concept of an “elite” class of celebrities better than the common people has always made my stomach turn.
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I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
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