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I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us…to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells.

Bill Hicks

We’ll never die, and all our dreams come true the instant that we have them. And Eve said, Yeah… it’s just not enough is it?
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Adam Dreams Enough Eve Instant
Surgeon General’s warning ought to read: Smoking has been determined t0 cause cancer, heart disease & rednecks with seniority.
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Cancer Disease Heart Seriously
I’m glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you know what happened to me? I laid in a field of green grass for four hours going, “My God! I love everything.” Yeah, now if that isn’t a hazard to our country…
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Country Happened Law Mushrooms
How come people always flip and think they’re Jesus? Why not Buddha? Particularly in America, where more people resemble Buddha than Jesus. ‘Ah’m BUDDHA!’ ‘You’re Bubba!’ ‘Ah’m Buddha now..All I gotta do is change 3 letters on ma belt.
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Country Jesus Thinking
Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.
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Eye Funny Inspirational Paint Spray
I believe that the Bible is the literal word of God. And I say no, it’s not, Dad. Well, I believe that it is. Well, you know, some people believe they’re Napoleon. That’s fine. Beliefs are neat. Cherish them, but don’t share them like they’re the truth.
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Believe Bible Dad God People
The best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they’ve never laughed at, and also take a light into the darkened corners of people’s minds, exposing them to the light.
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Exposing Laughing Light People
Don’t worry; don’t be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.
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Ideas Revolutionary Tattoo Worry
I’d…bet enthusiasm for ‘ethnic cleansing’ will wane if only sticks and rocks are available for the warring parties.
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Enthusiasm Party Rocks
I don’t do drugs anymore… than, say, the average touring funk band.
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Average Funny Humor
Enjoy your evening. See, I know that you entertain this eternal life fantasy because you’ve chosen not to smoke, but let me be the 1st to POP that bubble and bring you hurling back to reality . . . You’re dead too.
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Enjoy Eternal Evening Fantasy Reality
Would you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up.
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Land might Pick Please
In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth… see you at the final.
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Earth Finals Heaven
Our next Cold War ought to be with ourselves…After all, who poses the biggest danger to the American environment? We do.
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Cold Environment Next War
Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here’s Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid.
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Country Government Stupid
We’re supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?
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Growing Ideas Revolutionary Thumbs

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