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I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply.

Bill Hicks

The American dream is a crock. Stop wanting everything. Everyone should wear jeans and have three T-shirts, eat rice and beans.
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Dream Jeans Three
I just have one of those faces. People come up to me and say, ‘What’s wrong?’ Nothing. ‘Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile.’ Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone?
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Alone Funny Humor Knowledge People
Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive.
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Created Fear Organization
This Bud’s for yooouuuu.” C’mon, everybody, let’s be hypocritical bastards. It’s okay to drink your drug. We meant those other drugs. Those untaxed drugs. Those are the ones that are bad for you.
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Bad Drug Everybody Hypocritical Okay One
When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.
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Funny Humor People Two
Man, the Beatles were so high, they let Ringo sing a coupla tunes. Tell me they weren’t partyin’.
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Men Ringo Tunes
All your beliefs, they’re just that. They’re nothing. They’re how you were taught and raised. That doesn’t make ’em real.
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Ems Raise Real Taught
When you’re…stepping over a guy on the sidewalk…does it ever occur to you to think, ‘Wow. Maybe our system doesn’t work?’
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Doe Guy Occur Thinking Work
Women priests. Great, great. Now there’s priests of both sexes I don’t listen to.
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Atheist Funny Sex
I was in Australia….Lotta leg room down under. Apartments: dollar a month. 2000-acre den….think of the parties.
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Australia Party Thinking
We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.
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Everything Funny Humor Life
Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your fags.
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Cigarette Smoke Eye Smoking
I don’t care if you’re obscene, filthy, horrendous — as long as you’re honest.
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Caring Honest Long
I had a great time doing drugs. Sorry. Never murdered anyone, never robbed anyone, never raped anyone, never beat anyone, never lost a job, a car, a house, a wife or kids, laughed my ass off, and went about my day.
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Anyone Doing Kid Murdered Robbed Sorry Taught
What’s gonna happen to the arms industry when we realize we’re all one. Ha ha ha ha ha! It’s gonna fuck up the economy!
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Arms Government Realizing
Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts, that’s their definition, essentially. No artistic merit, causes sexual thoughts. Hmm… Sounds like… every commercial on television, doesn’t it?
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Essentially Thinking Trying Two

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