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I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply.

Bill Hicks

The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love, instead, see all of us as one.
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Doors Eye Gun Instead One
I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, ‘My dad can beat up your dad.’ I’d say ‘Yeah? When?’
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Dad Funny Motivational
At least he f-kin’ jams! If it’s a choice between eternal Hell and good tunes, and eternal Heaven and New Kids on the f-kin’ Block … I’m gonna be surfin’ on the lake of fire, rockin’ out.
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Block Eternal Kids Least Out Rocking
I’m very tired of staring out into your vacant faces looking back at me. Wanting to fill your empty lives with humor you couldn’t possibly think of yourself… Good evening!
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Empty Life Thinking Tired
In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth… see you at the final.
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Earth Finals Heaven
Would you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up.
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Land might Pick Please
I’ve been on what I call my UFO Tour, which means, like UFOs, I too have been appearing in small southern towns in front of a handful of hillbillies lately.
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Flying Southern Towns
I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative.
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Bullying Creative Ideas Revolutionary
They Want You To Be A Docile Apathetic Consumer
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Apathetic Consumer Docile Want
When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.
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Funny Humor People Two
Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.
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Eye Funny Inspirational Paint Spray
Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive.
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Created Fear Organization
You’re not a human till you’re in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.
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Book Phones Political
You want a better world…? Legalize pot right now. …end the deficit? Legalize pot right now…biggest cash crop in America.
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Cash Country World
Marijuana grows naturally…Don’t you think making nature against the law seems a bit, I don’t know, unnatural?
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Law Marijuana Thinking
It’s not a war on drugs, it’s a war on personal freedom.
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Drug Freedom Personal War

I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply.

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