I’m lucky because the strongest emotion I have ever felt is being in love, and that definitely informs my writing.
BEN ELTONI resent the creation of a world in which beauty is a reminder of what we’re losing rather than a celebration of what we have.
More Ben Elton Quotes
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I loved writing ‘Two Brothers’ more than anything else I have written. It’s the first book I’ve written that I’ve always known I wanted to write. Having said that, it also kept me awake at nights.
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And roast beef and Yorkshire pudding is my personal signature dish.
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For the past seventeen years I have been experimenting with lager. I am a lager user and one drug leads to another. If you do lager, as night follows day, you’ll end up doing Kentucky Fried Chicken.
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Beyond love, beyond unrequited love, perhaps even beyond any other passion known to humanity, deep, deep in the depths of the turgid, clinging, swamplike pit of despair that lies dormant within every soul, lurks JEALOUSY.
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My parents were secular. I am an atheist.
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You’re mugging old ladies every bit as much if you pinch their pension fund
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If only the strength of the love that people feel when it is reciprocated could be as intense and obsessive as the love we feel when it is not; then marriages would be truly made in heaven.
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People who get through life dependent on other people’s possessions are always the first to lecture you on how little possessions count.
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Comedy will always be central to what I do, it’s just an instinct for me, but I am a writer and always have been.
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I don’t consider myself Jewish. I am half-Jewish by race but not through my mother.
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And of course to hunt down sedition. Only paper is safe. Books are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar, you have to hold it, you have to read it.
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Kingsley watched her disappear from the room, wondering if his heart would break. Logic informed him that of course it would not. The heart was no more than a muscle, a pump which distributed blood about the body.
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Sympathy for victims is always counter-balanced by an equal and opposite feeling of resentment towards them.
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I’m easy to work with, not a pushover, but I respond to criticism and find it inspiring.
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If I did things for the money, I’d have done adverts in the 1980s, when I was hot enough to be offered them, and ‘Police Academy 6,’ which I was asked to write.
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