You didn’t wake up, your dreams just changed gear.
BEN ELTONI exercise hard and the reason I do is so that I can earn the things I like to consume.
More Ben Elton Quotes
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I don’t consider myself Jewish. I am half-Jewish by race but not through my mother.
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I resent the creation of a world in which beauty is a reminder of what we’re losing rather than a celebration of what we have.
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I find the fact that billionaires are quoted as if the fact that they are billionaires gives them some kind of wisdom is outrageous.
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You think I look like a teletubby?
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And of course to hunt down sedition. Only paper is safe. Books are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar, you have to hold it, you have to read it.
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Beyond love, beyond unrequited love, perhaps even beyond any other passion known to humanity, deep, deep in the depths of the turgid, clinging, swamplike pit of despair that lies dormant within every soul, lurks JEALOUSY.
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I don’t know what people who I’ve never met think about me. Some have written horrible things, some have written nice things – but I’m proud of the fact I’ve remained close to everyone I’ve ever worked with.
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No collection of people who are all waiting for the same thing are capable of holding a natural conversation. Even if the thing they are waiting for is only a taxi.
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I exercise hard and the reason I do is so that I can earn the things I like to consume.
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I’m lucky because the strongest emotion I have ever felt is being in love, and that definitely informs my writing.
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Artists don’t create society, they reflect it
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Leaders should never, ever try to look cool – that’s for dictators
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We’ve all got to look at ourselves, start with yourself, that’s all you can do. I believe that we can act responsibly as a group, it’s just that there are vested interests telling us not to bother.
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I try hard not to preach, but I get carried away, which is a mistake, but it’s a risk worth running.
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I loved writing ‘Two Brothers’ more than anything else I have written. It’s the first book I’ve written that I’ve always known I wanted to write. Having said that, it also kept me awake at nights.
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