“Leaders should never, ever try to look cool – that’s for dictators”

My parents were secular. I am an atheist.

The Germans are a cruel race. Their operas last for six hours and they have no word for fluffy.

You’re mugging old ladies every bit as much if you pinch their pension fund

I exercise hard and the reason I do is so that I can earn the things I like to consume.

And of course to hunt down sedition. Only paper is safe. Books are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar, you have to hold it, you have to read it.

My advice to anyone adapting a novel is that once they’ve read it and learnt to understand it, then they must throw it away and never look at it again!

This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence.

I’m easy to work with, not a pushover, but I respond to criticism and find it inspiring.

For the past seventeen years I have been experimenting with lager. I am a lager user and one drug leads to another. If you do lager, as night follows day, you’ll end up doing Kentucky Fried Chicken.

There are lots of things I could have done for the money, but I’ve made a great living doing the things I want to do.

I loved writing ‘Two Brothers’ more than anything else I have written. It’s the first book I’ve written that I’ve always known I wanted to write. Having said that, it also kept me awake at nights.

I don’t consider myself Jewish. I am half-Jewish by race but not through my mother.

If only the strength of the love that people feel when it is reciprocated could be as intense and obsessive as the love we feel when it is not; then marriages would be truly made in heaven.

People who get through life dependent on other people’s possessions are always the first to lecture you on how little possessions count.

Comedy will always be central to what I do, it’s just an instinct for me, but I am a writer and always have been.

I did not vote Labour because they’ve heard of Oasis and nobody is going to vote Tory because William Hague has got a baseball cap.

I’ll bet every great thinker and leader we’ve got Could see all kinds of things other people could not!

What should a brand leader advertise?

Putin has had many positive experiences working with Western political leaders whose business interests made them more disposed to deal with Russia.

I couldn’t think of anything less appealing than molding the minds of tomorrow’s leaders.

It’s precisely the people who are considered the least ‘likely’ leaders who end up inspiring others the most.

Where are the Muslim people’s sponsors? Where are its kings? Where are its leaders?

There was a coming and going of Al Qaeda militants and leaders between Afghanistan and Pakistan for several years.

Days will prove that the assassination policy will not finish the Hamas.