Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
KIN HUBBARDMany a family tree needs trimming
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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