Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
KIN HUBBARDMany a family tree needs trimming
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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