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I feel like there is a lot of inherent humor in the stress and insanity surrounding that process.

Tina Fey

Read! When your baby is finally down for the night, pick up a juicy book like Eat, Pray, Love or Pride and Prejudice or my personal favorite,Understanding Sleep Disorders: Narcolepsy and Apnea.
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You’ve got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.
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I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.
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I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it’s only because I struggle with math.
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I don’t like a tremendous amount of conflict. I don’t think that fighting and passion are the same thing.
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I do like to start on time; I like to set the bar high for people.
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Life is improvisation.
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When a man plays a woman in a dress, you’re halfway there. It’s inherently funny. When a woman plays a man, for whatever reason, it’s not that instant kind of funny.
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When actors are too good-looking, I can’t memorize them. For example, I have never seen a picture of Sienna Miller where I didn’t say, “That girl’s pretty. Who is that?
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If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”
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Photoshop is just like makeup. When it’s done well it looks great, and when it’s overdone you look like a crazy asshole.
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I want every day to be the most boring news day ever. I want every day to be about spelling bee champions and baby basketball. It’s better to have no comedy material than a horrific news day.
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If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.
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Just say yes and you’ll figure it out afterwards.
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It was reported that Guy Ritchie has cast his wife Madonna in a small walk-on role in his new movie, Revolver. Madonna will play the part of the woman who ruins the film.
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I have no affinity for animals. I don’t hate animals and I would never hurt an animal; I just don’t actively care about them.
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