I do like to start on time; I like to set the bar high for people.
TINA FEYThere are a couple of things I want to impart to ladies who want to be in comedy: One, you don’t have to be weird or be quirky to get your job done. And two, comedy skill is not sexually transmittable.
More Tina Fey Quotes
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In Washington, officials from the National Rifle Association met with a group of high school students. There were no survivors.
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And I can see Russia from my house.
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I feel like there is a lot of inherent humor in the stress and insanity surrounding that process.
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Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.
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If you are a woman and you bought this book for practical tips on how to make it in a male-dominated workplace, here they are. No pigtails, no tube tops. Cry sparingly.
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Photoshop is just like makeup. When it’s done well it looks great, and when it’s overdone you look like a crazy asshole.
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Whatever the problem – be part of the solution
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Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.
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I can’t possibly take time off for a second baby, unless I do, in which case that is nobody’s business and I’ll never regret it for a moment unless it ruins my life.
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When humor works, it works because it’s clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real.
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You’re not in competition with other women. You’re in competition with everyone.
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Just say yes and you’ll figure it out afterwards.
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Gravity”: “It’s the story of how George Clooney would rather float away into space and die then spend one more minute with a woman his own age.
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I was first in my class at Johns Hopkins, so?” Make statements, with your actions and your voice.
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I think women dress for other women to let them know what their deal is. Because if women were only dressing for men, there would be nothing but Victoria’s Secret. There would be no Dior.
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