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Everybody kind of gets to be the person they didn’t get to be.

Tina Fey

A wise friend once told me, ‘Don’t wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear.’
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Whatever the problem – be part of the solution
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So, my unsolicited advice to women in the workplace is this. When faced with sexism, or ageism, or lookism, or even really aggressive Buddhism, ask yourself the following question: “Is this person in between me and what I want to do?”
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It’s the same reason I don’t get Hooters. Why do we need to enjoy chicken wings and boobies at the same time? Yes, they are a natural and beautiful part of the human experience. And so are boobies. But why at the same time?
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People lose their minds, trying to prove their parental worth by getting their children into one of five colleges; when there are thousands of good colleges across the United States – and elsewhere.
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An acting teacher once told me, ‘Greet everything with yes… Even if you abandon one idea for another one, saying yes allows you to move forward.’
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You do not have to sleep with a comedian to learn what you’re doing. Male comedians will not like that advice, but it is the truth.
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Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions… Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.
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‘How do you juggle it all?’ people constantly ask me, with an accusatory look in their eyes. ‘You’re screwing it all up, aren’t you?’ their eyes say.
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I think women dress for other women to let them know what their deal is. Because if women were only dressing for men, there would be nothing but Victoria’s Secret. There would be no Dior.
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Lesson learned? When people say, “You really, really must” do something, it means you don’t really have to. No one ever says, “You really, really must deliver the baby during labor.” When it’s true, it doesn’t need to be said.
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Don’t be too precious or attached to anything you write. Let things be malleable.
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I hire people that are good, and aren’t crazy. Or assholes. Because that takes up too much time. There are just as many good people who are not crazy.
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Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.
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I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities.
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I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it’s only because I struggle with math.
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