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Sometimes if you have a difficult decisin to make, just stall until the answer presents itself.

Tina Fey

When a man plays a woman in a dress, you’re halfway there. It’s inherently funny. When a woman plays a man, for whatever reason, it’s not that instant kind of funny.
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People lose their minds, trying to prove their parental worth by getting their children into one of five colleges; when there are thousands of good colleges across the United States – and elsewhere.
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I’m not that good looking… nobody is that good looking. I have seen a lot of movie stars, and maybe four are amazing looking. The rest have a team of gay guys who make it happen.
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If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”
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You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
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You go through big chunks of time where you’re just thinking, ‘this is impossible – oh,this is impossible’. And then you just keep going and keep going, and you sort of do the impossible.
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You’ve got to experience failure to understand that you can survive it.
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I can’t possibly take time off for a second baby, unless I do, in which case that is nobody’s business and I’ll never regret it for a moment unless it ruins my life.
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I am going to dedicate myself, full time, to my day-drinking.
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Not only is my wardrobe totally average, my body’s totally average. I love all the candy-fantasy fulfillment of Sex and the City.
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Even more amazing: not the worst review the movie got.
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It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good. I don’t like Chinese food, but I don’t write articles trying to prove it doesn’t exist.
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MAKE STATEMENTS also applies to us women: Speak in statements instead of apologetic questions. No one wants to go to a doctor who says, “I’m going to be your surgeon? I’m here to talk to you about your procedure?
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Don’t waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions… Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.
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I was first in my class at Johns Hopkins, so?” Make statements, with your actions and your voice.
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You’re not in competition with other women. You’re in competition with everyone.
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