In real life, people in the most dire situations must cope through humor.
TINA FEYFor my first show at ‘SNL’, I wrote a Bill Clinton sketch, and during our read-through, it wasn’t getting any laughs.
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Not only is my wardrobe totally average, my body’s totally average. I love all the candy-fantasy fulfillment of Sex and the City.
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MAKE STATEMENTS also applies to us women: Speak in statements instead of apologetic questions. No one wants to go to a doctor who says, “I’m going to be your surgeon? I’m here to talk to you about your procedure?
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Nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet.
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My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.
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My standard answer is that I have the same struggle as any working parent but with the good fortune to be working at my dream job. Or sometimes I just hand them a juicy red apple I’ve poisoned in my working-mother witch cauldron and fly away.
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Now every girl is expected to have: Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy.
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Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.
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Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.
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North Korea referred to The Interview as absolutely intolerable and a wanton act of terror.
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It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring on live TV.
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To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.
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Maternity leave is over for Tina Fey of Saturday Night Live. She’ll be back behind the Weekend Update anchor desk for this week’s episode, her first show since giving birth to daughter Alice on Sept. 10.
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If you are a woman and you bought this book for practical tips on how to make it in a male-dominated workplace, here they are. No pigtails, no tube tops. Cry sparingly.
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Just say yes and you’ll figure it out afterwards.
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What Turning Forty Means to Me I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn’t used to have to do that. But now I do.
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