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Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.

Tina Fey

In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.
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So, my unsolicited advice to women in the workplace is this. When faced with sexism, or ageism, or lookism, or even really aggressive Buddhism, ask yourself the following question: “Is this person in between me and what I want to do?”
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I hire people that are good, and aren’t crazy. Or assholes. Because that takes up too much time. There are just as many good people who are not crazy.
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It’s the same reason I don’t get Hooters. Why do we need to enjoy chicken wings and boobies at the same time? Yes, they are a natural and beautiful part of the human experience. And so are boobies. But why at the same time?
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It was reported that the New York Knicks have won all 12 of the home games attended by magician David Blaine. A spokesman for the Knicks said, ‘if this is what it takes to win, it’s not worth it.’
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I am constantly amazed by Tina Fey. And I am Tina Fey.
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Life is improvisation.
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In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I’m sorry, did I say ‘scientists’? I meant Irish people.
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Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.
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I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it’s only because I struggle with math.
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Do your thing and don’t care if they like it.
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There is no one of-woman-born who does not like Red Lobster cheddar biscuits. Anyone who claims otherwise is a liar and a Socialist.
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If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.
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It was reported that Guy Ritchie has cast his wife Madonna in a small walk-on role in his new movie, Revolver. Madonna will play the part of the woman who ruins the film.
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In an attempt to make things easier for myself, which is the basis for all of history’s worst decisions […].
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If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty. “Who cares?”
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Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.

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