University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
KIN HUBBARDThe world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
KIN HUBBARDNo matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
KIN HUBBARDThe safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
KIN HUBBARDLots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
KIN HUBBARDNobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
KIN HUBBARDWhen some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
KIN HUBBARDI don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
KIN HUBBARDLook out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
KIN HUBBARDNever tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
KIN HUBBARDIt isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
KIN HUBBARDNothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
KIN HUBBARDExecutive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
KIN HUBBARDSome folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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