Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
KIN HUBBARDThe world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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