No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
KIN HUBBARDThe world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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