If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALWhen you flop, that’s just another message that you don’t know how to play me. Stand up and take your medicine like a man.
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Every challenge you put in front of me, I’ve handled it, dismantled it – ate them, dropped them off in the bathroom and flushed them away.
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When you flop, that’s just another message that you don’t know how to play me. Stand up and take your medicine like a man.
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I’m a very quotatious person.
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Everything happens for a reason.
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Why don’t you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I’m stronger).
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The problem with kids these days is they don’t have enough fun stuff to do. When I was stationed with my family in Germany, youth basketball programs gave me something to strive to do my best at.
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I would like to be referred to as ‘The Big Aristotle’.
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I really get motivated when I have doubters.
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My motto is very simple. Win a Ring for the King.
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Przybilla can’t guard me when I’m 27, 37 or 47.
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I am Superman. And the only thing that can kill Superman is Kryptonite. And Kryptonite doesn’t exist.
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Get away from my house. What do you want?
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I’m on a mission. And I know the older I get, I may lose a step or two, but it’s all up in the medulla oblongata. I’ve got a lot up there. I’ve got a lot of knowledge… in this medulla oblongata.
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I’m a cop, and cops talk. They called me the day he did it, but did you ever hear me say anything about it? I played ball, because that’s how I am. I’m true.
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I don’t know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don’t know.
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