If you take a needle and stick her in the booty and take a needle and stick me in the booty, we’re both going to say ouch.
SHAQUILLE O'NEALMy motto is very simple. Win a Ring for the King.
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I’m just getting better and better. It’s just like a bunch of worker bees protecting the king bee, because I’m not a queen bee. I’m a king bee.
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When I come back, we’ll all need each other to step up our games and do what needs to be done.
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I would like to be referred to as ‘The Big Aristotle’.
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They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn’t always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.
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I never make a face when they try to flagrant or hack-a-Shaq me, because I’m not from this planet. Earthlings don’t faze me.
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I’m always ready for a change. I’m Irish. I’m a leprechaun.
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He’s a jokester, and that’s funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.
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I ate too many Frosted Flakes. I don’t remember what I said last night.
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I’m on a mission. And I know the older I get, I may lose a step or two, but it’s all up in the medulla oblongata. I’ve got a lot up there. I’ve got a lot of knowledge… in this medulla oblongata.
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If I was able to have the game I have and shoot 80% from the line, I’d probably be an arrogant person rather than a humble one.
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As a general, and as a leader of this team, whatever I’ve got to do get my guys going I’ll do it every time. If I have to be the bad guy sometime, I’ll guess I’ll take that. That’s what a leader and a general and a chief of police does.
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I don’t know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don’t know.
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I respect order and it really gave me the discipline to be a leader and not a follower. It also helped me stay out of trouble.
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But, hey I did everything the right way and earned my spot in this game, nothing was given to me.
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There’s no answer for my offense, just like the polythagorean theorem.
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