The trick is growing up without growing old.
CASEY STENGELThe trick is growing up without growing old.
CASEY STENGELThe Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
CASEY STENGELThe trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
CASEY STENGELAll right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
CASEY STENGELYou got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
CASEY STENGELEverybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
CASEY STENGELWhen you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you’re older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.
CASEY STENGELWithout losers, where would the winners be?
CASEY STENGELAll blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
CASEY STENGELNo baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
CASEY STENGELDon’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
CASEY STENGELThey say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
CASEY STENGELYou can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
CASEY STENGELDon’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
CASEY STENGELI got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
CASEY STENGELIt’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
CASEY STENGEL