I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
CASEY STENGELThey told me my services were no longer desired because they wanted to put in a youth program as an advance way of keeping the club going. I’ll never make the mistake of being seventy again.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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Never make predictions, especially about the future.
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If you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
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You can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
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