Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
CASEY STENGELThe trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
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You can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
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If you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
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If I’ve got a good pinch-hitter, I hate to have him stay on the bench with men on the bases in an early inning. He may end the game right there.
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I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
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Never make predictions, especially about the future.
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Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
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I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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