Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
CASEY STENGELEverybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.
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Most ball games are lost, not won.
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I’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
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I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
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Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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There comes a time in every man’s life, and I’ve had plenty of them.
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds.
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