Son, we’d like to keep you around this season but we’re going to try and win a pennant.
CASEY STENGELEverybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
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Most ball games are lost, not won.
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The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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The trick is growing up without growing old.
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Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.
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No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
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