There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
CASEY STENGELDon’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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The trick is growing up without growing old.
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You gotta lose ’em some of the time. When you do, lose ’em right.
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Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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You can’t go out to the mound hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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If you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
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You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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I don’t know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
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I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
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If I’ve got a good pinch-hitter, I hate to have him stay on the bench with men on the bases in an early inning. He may end the game right there.
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