I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.
CASEY STENGELDon’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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The only thing blame does is to keep the focus off you when you are looking for… reasons to explain your unhappiness or frustration.
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I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
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I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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You have to have a catcher because if you don’t you’re likely to have a lot of passed balls.
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I got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
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No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
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All blame is a waste of time. No matter how much fault you find with another, and regardless of how much you blame him, it will not change you.
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If you’re so smart, let’s see you get out of the Army.
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