The trick is growing up without growing old.
CASEY STENGELDon’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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Never make predictions, especially about the future.
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Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ’em.
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It’s wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn’t used to like.
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I’ve tried to give a dollar and 25 cents in work for every dollar paid me.
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I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s that they stay out all night looking for it.
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You gotta lose ’em some of the time. When you do, lose ’em right.
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I got players with bad watches – they can’t tell midnight from noon.
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Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.
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Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
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The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven’t made up their minds.
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