Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
CASEY STENGELAll right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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I broke in with four hits, and the writers promptly declared they had seen the new Ty Cobb. I
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Don’t cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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Never make predictions, especially about the future.
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Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
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I was not successful as a ball player, as it was a game of skill.
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I don’t like them fellas who drive in two runs and let in three.
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You gotta learn that if you don’t get it by midnight, chances are you ain’t gonna get it, and if you do, it ain’t worth it.
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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
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I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I’ve been thrown out of so many.
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If you’re playing baseball and thinking about managing, you’re crazy. You’d be better off thinking about being an owner.
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Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.
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