The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.
CASEY STENGELAll right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
More Casey Stengel Quotes
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The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
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Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.
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Been in this game one-hundred years, but I see new ways to lose ’em I never knew existed before.
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I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don’t drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren’t speaking and I said I’ll take that drink.
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Don’t drink in the hotel bar, that’s where I do my drinking.
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Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you?
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If we’re going to win the pennant, we’ve got to start thinking we’re not as good as we think we are.
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Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It’s staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
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There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.
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The Yankees don’t pay me to win every day, just two out of three.
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?
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The team has come along slow but fast.
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I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
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No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.
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