Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.
GEORGE BURNSIf you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
More George Burns Quotes
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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
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If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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At my age flowers scare me.
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How can I die? I’m booked.
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Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
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I’m at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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I’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
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I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere.
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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