I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
GEORGE BURNSIf you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.
More George Burns Quotes
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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Be quick to learn and wise to know.
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If it’s a good script I’ll do it. And if it’s a bad script, and they pay me enough, I’ll do it.
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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.
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You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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