The next time you have a thought… let it go.
RON WHITEI believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
More Ron White Quotes
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All I know how to do is take what’s on my mind and spit it out funny. I don’t know what else I could do besides comedy.
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I don’t watch Comedy Central. I don’t enjoy it.
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I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
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The bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really.
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All of my comedian friends are some of the best joke writers in the world.
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People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic.
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I always wanted to be a popular comedian.
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I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship.
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Pace, rhythm and timing. Pace, rhythm and timing is what it’s about. The content’s got to be great, but then it’s got to be delivered. It’s a tricky thing to do, and it takes a lot of work.
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There’s no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don’t exist.
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I write all of my material. It’s all me.
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I write these shows one joke at a time. There’s no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories, but there’s not continuity.
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Everybody I know is a joke writer.
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When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable – onstage, talking, making ’em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
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I was always a funny guy. I don’t think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn’t a funny guy when they were young.
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