Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.
RON WHITEI believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
More Ron White Quotes
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You can’t fix stupid.
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If I sit down to write a joke about, whatever, the polluted Gulf of Mexico, it comes out mundane to me.
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I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.
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I’ve got a role in the new Billy Bob Thornton movie that Billy Bob wrote and is going to direct called ‘Jayne Mansfield’s Car.’ I only have four scenes, but I have as much dialogue as anybody in the movie.
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I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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Somebody the other day had a review, called me ‘America’s reprobate.’ And I don’t even know what that means, but I kinda like the way it sounds.
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Let’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.
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I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
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I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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As long as I stay engaged with everybody else, then I’ll create more comedy. It’s just when I shut off and stay at home… What helps me is just to keep moving.
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My brain is like a cross between a colander and a Lazy Susan – thin, slow, and it leaks.
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The bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really.
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My opening acts are always really strong because I need a guy who can take on a big, big crowd. Which is not that easy to do.
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That’s the beauty of being a straight-to-DVD star. It really helps you stay under the media’s radar.
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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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