I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.
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I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.
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I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.
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A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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If I’m not in the theatre, I’m in an open mic night or doing a guest set at the Comedy Club, or whatever, just trying to develop stuff.
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I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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I go through about 140 cities a year.
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When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable – onstage, talking, making ’em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
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I get e-mail from all over the world, and from lawyers and doctors and whoever – plumbers and drywall hangers.
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I write all of my material. It’s all me.
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If I sit down to write a joke about, whatever, the polluted Gulf of Mexico, it comes out mundane to me.
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Donald Trump – and I don’t dislike Donald one single bit – has no idea how good the Mexican people are at building tunnels.
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I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
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People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic.
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I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
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Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.
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