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I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.

Ron White

I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.
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Advertise Before Club Comedy Go Rumour Sell Start Theater
I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter who it offends, or who it bothers – doesn’t matter if its something my wife hates.
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Act Anything Bothe R Desperate Joke Material Offend Work Write
We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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After Always Go Live Look Music Out Show
I didn’t get where I am today by worryin’ about how I’d feel tomorrow.
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Feel Get Today Tomorrow Worry
I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
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Ability Remain Right Silent
I write these shows one joke at a time. There’s no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories, but there’s not continuity.
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Continuity Figure Joke Little Older Show Story Time
I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
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Mic Milker More Night Open
I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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Big Good Part Rather Really
Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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Anybody Anything Could Literacy Penetrate Say Skin
I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. It’s a lot of traveling.
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Great Live Lot Rock Sound Star Travel
I’m not the judge of who that is, but I am a believer that no debt in the universe goes unpaid. If you try to buy early, you’ll pay late.
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Believe Debt Judge Late Universe Unpaidm Buy
My show is more storytelling now than it’s ever been. It’s what I’m good at.
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Beem Ever Good More Show Storytelling
A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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Find Guess Humor Laugh Lot People Something
I’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine.
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Been Down Fine Look One Ladder
I don’t watch Comedy Central. I don’t enjoy it.
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Central Comedy Enjoy Watch
When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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