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I’ve got a great cigar collection – it’s actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn’t going to smoke every last one of ’em.

Ron White

I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.
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Belief Drag Fan Little On Only Principle Road Will
I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product!
RON WHITE

Chill Critical Keep Product Spaghetti
I’ve got a great cigar collection – it’s actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn’t going to smoke every last one of ’em.
RON WHITE

Cigar Collection Go Great Imply Last Smoke
I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you’re a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.
RON WHITE

Anything Believe Collaborative Creative Partner Some Someone Somewhat Stretch
I could do no wrong in my mother’s eyes from the day I was born. My fans bought her a very nice house in San Antonio, and she has a great life.
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Born Day Eye Great Horse Life Mother Nice Wrong
Any time someone achieves success before they’ve earned it, it always comes back to haunt them.
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Achieve Any Back Come Earn Haunt Someone Time
My show is more storytelling now than it’s ever been. It’s what I’m good at.
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Beem Ever Good More Show Storytelling
Everybody I know is a joke writer.
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Everybody Joke Know Writer
I don’t know who in my family thinks very fast at all, including me. The things that people see me do onstage are written, so it doesn’t have to be very quick if you have all day with a pen.
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Family Include Know Onstage People Think Written
My uncle was a preacher, and I used to go watch him preach. He was also funny, so I’m very ‘preacher-ish’ on stage, not by intent but because that’s where I learned to talk in front of people.
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Funny Intent Preach Preacher Stage Uncle Use Watch
I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
RON WHITE

Hard Laugh Love Make People Serious Stage Still Take Walk Work
Ultimately I’m the writer for me, but also, anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me, and I’m pretty good at helping them get there.
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Anytime Bit Fan Friend Get Good Help Pretty Riter Ultimately
I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
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Ability Remain Right Silent
There’s not a pill you can take; there’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
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Class Forever Go Pill Stupid Take
I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.
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Back Brave Consider Honor However Inctredinly Many Men Privilege Sacrifice Women
It never dawned on me that I had the option of becoming a comedian. I come from a little dirt street town in northwest Texas, and they really don’t talk about the arts there much on career day.
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Become Comedy Dirt Drawn Little Northwest Option Street Tear Town

I’ve got a great cigar collection – it’s actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn’t going to smoke every last one of ’em.

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