I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative.
RON WHITEI go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
More Ron White Quotes
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I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
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My uncle was a preacher, and I used to go watch him preach. He was also funny, so I’m very ‘preacher-ish’ on stage, not by intent but because that’s where I learned to talk in front of people.
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The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can’t even spell. I don’t even have a high school diploma. I’m smart, but you can’t prove it on paper.
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TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it.
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I do a lot of gay-friendly stuff in my show, and men, women, they all love it. I practice non-judgment in my daily life and hope other people do the same thing.
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I write these shows one joke at a time. There’s no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories, but there’s not continuity.
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People are saying that I’m an alcoholic, and that’s not true, because I only drink when I work, and I’m a workaholic.
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I don’t do talk shows or go on Dr. Phil’s show. He’s a friend of mine, and, no, he doesn’t give me any advice. He doesn’t give solicited advice.
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The bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really.
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.
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Comedy is all about the pause.
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Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.
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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.
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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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