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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.

Ron White

I don’t have a specific plan except for as long as people want to listen to me talk, I’m going to keep talking. I can’t imagine a life without doing standup.
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Except Imagine Kep Life Listen Long People Plan Specific Talk
I’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.
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Lot Make Money Set Stand Up Ways
We always go out looking for live music after our shows.
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After Always Go Live Look Music Out Show
I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability.
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Ability Remain Right Silent
There’s not a pill you can take; there’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
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Class Forever Go Pill Stupid Take
You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered.
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Go Hammer Me Out Truth
I write all of my material. It’s all me.
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All Material Me Write
Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty… mine’s putting in an express lane.
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Abolish Death Express Lane Mine Other Penalty Put State
I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
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Beg Comedian Famous More Tend Universe
People, when they go on stage, tend to be animated and try to force things out instead of relaxing and bringing it in.
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Animate Bring Force Instead People Relax Stage Tend Thing
Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.
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Comedy Great No Overhead
If I’m not in the theatre, I’m in an open mic night or doing a guest set at the Comedy Club, or whatever, just trying to develop stuff.
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Club Comedy Devote Doing Guest Mic Open Stuff Theatre Try
My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
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Biggest Cable Comedian Criticise Guy Other Peeve Pet
I don’t know who in my family thinks very fast at all, including me. The things that people see me do onstage are written, so it doesn’t have to be very quick if you have all day with a pen.
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Family Include Know Onstage People Think Written
I was talking to a guy who was holding his 18-month-old daughter with the only limb he had left, and he had a smile on his face. I thought, ‘I’m not even a 10th of this man.’
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Daughter Face Guy Hold Left Limb Month Smile Talk Though
I was a comedy fan when I was a little kid.
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Comedy Kid Little

The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.

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