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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.

Ron White

When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable – onstage, talking, making ’em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
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You can tell on-stage when a joke’s starting to lose its pop. It doesn’t mean people don’t want to hear it anymore; it means I don’t want to do it anymore. Because I want to move on to something that has a knee-jerk reaction just like you get when you tell somebody a joke that they’ve never heard.
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But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It’s like anything else. It’s a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever.
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When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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I consider it an honor and a privilege to give back however I can for the many sacrifices of these incredibly brave men and women.
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There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
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Any time someone achieves success before they’ve earned it, it always comes back to haunt them.
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I begged the universe to make me a famous comedian, and it did. So I tend not to ask for any more.
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There’s not a pill you can take; there’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
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I’d rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part.
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I was by far the least popular of the Blue Collar crew when we started. There was a definite pecking order, and everybody knew it.
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I’m not willing to drag my fans down a road I don’t believe in. That’s just my one little principle. I’ve only got one, and that’s it.
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I don’t think we have a surplus of fine educators in this country that we can just start dropping them for no reason whatsoever.
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If you watch the ‘Blue Collar Comedy Tour,’ don’t expect that when you come see me by myself, ’cause it’s a little rougher.
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My life has been wild enough to derive all of the stories you need out of it. I’ve been through many, many years of behavioral problems, so I don’t really look outside for stories.
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I go to more open mic nights than open mikers.
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