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The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.

Ron White

I was a little one-trick pony. I do what I’ve always done. That’s really where my best stuff comes from. I don’t know how it happens. It just happens.
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Always Best Done Happen Little One Pony Stuff Trick
A lot of people can find something to laugh at in my humor, I guess.
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Find Guess Humor Laugh Lot People Something
My uncle was a preacher, and I used to go watch him preach. He was also funny, so I’m very ‘preacher-ish’ on stage, not by intent but because that’s where I learned to talk in front of people.
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Funny Intent Preach Preacher Stage Uncle Use Watch
I would have rather been beat by a plumber than Kathy Griffin.
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Beat People Plumber Rather Would
I’ve got a role in the new Billy Bob Thornton movie that Billy Bob wrote and is going to direct called ‘Jayne Mansfield’s Car.’ I only have four scenes, but I have as much dialogue as anybody in the movie.
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Call Direct Go Movie New Only People Role Wrote
Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.
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Comedy Great No Overhead
The next time you have a thought… let it go.
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Let Go Next Thought Time
It went from Bob Newhart to Flip Wilson to Bill Cosby to Richard Pryor to George Carlin to Cheech and Chong. I had all these records.
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All Record Country Flip Had People Went
I was always a funny guy. I don’t think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn’t a funny guy when they were young.
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Always Anybody Funny Guy Make Stand Young
Mother, she likes the blue material just fine.
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Blue Fine Just Like Material Mother
There’s not a pill you can take; there’s not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever.
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Class Forever Go Pill Stupid Take
Let’s face it: a lot of my material comes from the stuff that happens to me on the road.
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Come Face Happen Let Lot Material More Road Stuff
I don’t watch Comedy Central. I don’t enjoy it.
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Central Comedy Enjoy Watch
Diamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute!
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Diamond Minute Shut
I don’t do talk shows or go on Dr. Phil’s show. He’s a friend of mine, and, no, he doesn’t give me any advice. He doesn’t give solicited advice.
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Advice Friend Go Mine Show Solicite Talk
My show is more storytelling now than it’s ever been. It’s what I’m good at.
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Beem Ever Good More Show Storytelling

The only thing I really worry about is my live stand-up show because I have to answer to the fans.

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