I think the world has their own good, clean, Christian comedy. They don’t need my help.
RON WHITEComedy is great because there’s no overhead.
More Ron White Quotes
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You can tell on-stage when a joke’s starting to lose its pop. It doesn’t mean people don’t want to hear it anymore; it means I don’t want to do it anymore. Because I want to move on to something that has a knee-jerk reaction just like you get when you tell somebody a joke that they’ve never heard.
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There’s no backlog of people we can fire for no reason and act as if they don’t exist.
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I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I was going to be there.
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I was by far the least popular of the Blue Collar crew when we started. There was a definite pecking order, and everybody knew it.
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I was always a funny guy. I don’t think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn’t a funny guy when they were young.
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I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that’s all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
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Diamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute!
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The first thing I ever got my hands on was Andy Griffith’s ‘What It Was, Was Football.’ I was fascinated with the fact that every syllable made it funny, and I would laugh even though I didn’t know what any of it meant.
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I’m set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it’s easy.
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Anything I write that I consider stage-quality work, I won’t give my TV show. I put it in my live show.
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TV is a hard job. You work 15 hours a day. People tell you what to do. I hate to do it.
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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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There’s no idea or concept in comedy you could do that hasn’t been attacked from some angle. But if you start leaving punchlines out so you’ll look cool, I don’t get that. But I don’t watch standup anyway, so I don’t know what they’re doing.
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I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
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I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
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