I go through about 140 cities a year.
RON WHITEWhen I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range.
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I guarantee there’s people who watch television who have no idea how complicated it is to make a television show.
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Ultimately I’m the writer for me, but also, anytime one of my friends gets stuck with a bit, they can call me, and I’m pretty good at helping them get there.
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The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can’t even spell. I don’t even have a high school diploma. I’m smart, but you can’t prove it on paper.
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Diamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute!
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I still love to walk on stage and make people laugh, and I work very, very hard at it, and I take it seriously.
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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative. If you’re a painter and someone stretches your canvas, it was collaborative on some level.
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If I see someone out there mouthing the words to a bit, I’m not having fun.
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I was always a funny guy. I don’t think anybody that makes it to this level of stand-up wasn’t a funny guy when they were young.
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I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn’t care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.
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Anybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
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I want my fans to feel like we’re always in touch. Because without ’em, I wouldn’t be able to do any of this.
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I loved listening to laughter even as a little kid.
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My show is more storytelling now than it’s ever been. It’s what I’m good at.
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I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.
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Television is 15 hour days. Movies are 18 hour days. And it’s 18 hours of doing not a thing.
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