Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.
FRAN LEBOWITZIf you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.
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If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.
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Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
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Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
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All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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