There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.
FRAN LEBOWITZVerbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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Polite conversation is rarely either.
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If you’re going to America, bring your own food.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
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