Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
FRAN LEBOWITZVerbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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If you’re going to America, bring your own food.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
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My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores.
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I never met anyone who didn’t have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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