Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
ALAN JAY LERNEROn a clear day, rise and look around you, and you’ll see who you are.
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A third took the photographs. Another put the sketches in an exhibition, then into magazines, then in a book.
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Why can’t a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square.
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Pull out the stopper! Let’s have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!.
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There’s a smile on my face for the whole human race.
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A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn’t sleep on Monday nights.
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We met at nine We met at eight I was on time No, you were late Ah yes! I remember it well.
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If you can’t paint in Paris, you’d better give up and marry the boss’s daughter.
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Pleasure without joy is as hollow as passion without tenderness.
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The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.
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Men die but an idea does not.
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The winter is forbidden till December, And exits March the second on the dot.
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I could have spread my wings and done a thousand things I’ve never done before.
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On a clear day, rise and look around you, and you’ll see who you are.
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There even are places where English completely disappears. In America, they haven’t used it for years!
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An Englishmans way of speaking absolutely classifies him.
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