Why can’t a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square.
ALAN JAY LERNERThe female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.
More Alan Jay Lerner Quotes
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Mud can make you prisoner and the plains can make you dry.
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For a painter, the Mecca of the world for study, for inspiration, and for living is here on this star called Paris.
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Youth has many glories, but judgement is not one of them, and no amount of electronic amplification can turn a belch into an aria.
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Stay close to the young… and a little rubs off.
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It’s not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
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I could have danced all night!
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On a clear day, on a clear day, you can see forever, and ever, and ever more.
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By order summer lingers through September In Camelot.
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On a clear day, how it will astound you That the glow of your feelings outshines every star.
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I’m getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime.
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A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn’t sleep on Monday nights.
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Eternally noble, historically fair; Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat. Why can’t a woman be like that?
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Lots of cosy sky That God and I can share. I need air. I need air.
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Pull out the stopper! Let’s have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!.
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Pleasure without joy is as hollow as passion without tenderness.
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