It’s not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
ALAN JAY LERNERWhy can’t a woman be more like a man?
More Alan Jay Lerner Quotes
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On a clear day, how it will astound you That the glow of your feelings outshines every star.
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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Don’t let it be forgot, that once there was a spot, for one brief shining moment, that was known as Camelot.
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Eternally noble, historically fair; Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat. Why can’t a woman be like that?
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You write a hit the same way you write a flop.
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Pull out the stopper! Let’s have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!.
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There’s a smile on my face for the whole human race.
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Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
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Back home everyone said I didn’t have any talent. They might be saying the same thing over here, but it sounds better in French.
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Thank heaven for little girls! For little girls get bigger every day.
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You see what happens today. Women act like men and want to be treated like women.
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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If you can’t paint in Paris, you’d better give up and marry the boss’s daughter.
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A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn’t sleep on Monday nights.
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For a painter, the Mecca of the world for study, for inspiration, and for living is here on this star called Paris.
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