Cancer, like any other illness, is a bore.
ALAN BENNETT…she felt about reading what some writers felt about writing: that it was impossible not to do it and that at this late stage of her life she had been chosen to read as others were chosen to write.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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We were put to Dickens as children but it never quite took. That unremitting humanity soon had me cheesed off.
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I bet Tom Stoppard doesn’t have to do this’ or There is no doubt David Hare would have deputed this to an underling.’
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Those who have known the famous are publicly debriefed of their memories.
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I have never understood disliking for war. It panders to instincts already catered for within the scope of any respectable domestic establishment.
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But then books, as I’m sure you know, seldom prompt a course of action.
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It’s the one species I wouldn’t mind seeing vanish from the face of the earth.
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God doesn’t do notes, either. Did Jesus Christ say, “Can I be excused the Crucifixion?” No!
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We started off trying to set up a small anarchist community, but people wouldn’t obey the rules.
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Life is like a box of sardines and we are all looking for the key.
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It [Cambridge] wasn’t a holy grail in the sense that I’d never been to Cambridge.
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Cloisters, ancient libraries … I was confusing learning with the smell of cold stone.
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The majority of people perform well in a crisis and when the spotlight is on them; it’s on the Sunday afternoons of this life, when nobody is looking, that the spirit falters.
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A book, as it were, closes the book.
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Remember. You are a physician. You are not a policeman nor are you a minister of religion.
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Illogically, I tend to assume that if you ( Philip Larkin) dream of caning schoolgirls bottoms, it disqualifies you from dismissing half the nation as work-shy.
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