Illogically, I tend to assume that if you ( Philip Larkin) dream of caning schoolgirls bottoms, it disqualifies you from dismissing half the nation as work-shy.
ALAN BENNETTArt comes out of art; it begins with imitation, often in the form of parody, and it’s in the process of imitating the voice of others that one comes to learn the sound of one’s own.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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Reading is untidy, discursive and perpetually inviting. Briefing closes down a subject, reading opens it up.
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Books are not about passing time. They’re about other lives. Other worlds.
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God doesn’t do notes, either. Did Jesus Christ say, “Can I be excused the Crucifixion?” No!
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The nearest my parents came to alcohol was at Holy Communion and they utterly overestimated its effects.
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Kafka could never have written as he did had he lived in a house.
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Our perspective on the past alters. Looking back, immediately in front of us is dead ground.
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I turned down a knighthood. It would be like having to wear a suit every day of your life.
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…she felt about reading what some writers felt about writing: that it was impossible not to do it and that at this late stage of her life she had been chosen to read as others were chosen to write.
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The thing I think about is that once you’ve done it, you then start to think about what you’re going to do next.
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The liturgy is best treated and read as if it’s someone announcing the departure of trains.
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Had your forefathers, Wigglesworth, been as stupid as you are, the human race would never have succeeded in procreating itself.
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Nor did they seem to think one had done them a kindness by reading their writings. Rather they had done one the kindness by writing them.
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I can walk. It’s just that I’m so rich I don’t need to.
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A composite too are the neighbours, Pauline and Rufus, though I have made Rufus a publisher in remembrance of my neighbour, the late Colin Haycraft, the proprietor of Duckworth’s.
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Sometimes there is no next time, no time-outs, no second chances. Sometimes it’s now or never.
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