Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
AL YANKOVICSometimes I get, “Have you ever thought about doing real music?” I like to think the music I do is real, it just happens to be funny.
More Al Yankovic Quotes
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It’s hard to say, I picked one of my favorite articles for the MAD vault. Which is one of the features of the Magazine so they don’t have to actually pay artists or writers to come up with new stuff.
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I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.
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Left all my Beatle records out in the sun, got a coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue.
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When I swore that you’re getting more and more beautiful everyday. Well, I was only kidding, honey.
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A lot of artists have really been supportive over the years.
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If money can’t buy happiness, then I guess I’ll have to rent it.
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People never ask people doing serious music, ‘Do you ever think about doing funny music?’
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In the ’80s, I was the only game in town, I was the only one getting that kind of exposure in any rotation on MTV.
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I don’t like to label myself. I know I’m very hard to pigeonhole.
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If something is good enough, it can be out there and people will see it.
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I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture.
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A lot of rap songs don’t usually have a lot of melody per se.
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As it turns out, there is a thing called the Internet, and stuff does go out there whether the suits like it or not.
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I suppose I had my rock star fantasies while I was singing into my hairbrush in the bathroom mirror, but I never really consciously said, ‘OK, this is what I’m going to do for a living and I’m going to be Weird Al.’
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Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
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