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Sometimes I get, “Have you ever thought about doing real music?” I like to think the music I do is real, it just happens to be funny.

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Didn’t have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.
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Honesty Nintendo Pour Salt Snail
One of the hardest things I’ve had to deal with in my career is keeping my material topical even though I only release albums every three or four years.
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Album Career Deel Keep Material Three Topical Year
My personal taste doesn’t enter into it a lot when I make my decisions as to what to parody.
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Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt.
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Big Chunk Dinner Dirt Every Night Reality
I do a lot of different things, sometimes at the same time, and it’s very difficult to figure out where I fit.
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Different Difficult Figure Out Same Sometimes Thing
Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain.
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I know now that everything I write, I’m going to put out, and I’ll have to live with it for the rest of my life.
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Everything Go Life Live Now Out Rest Write
It’s very much a “Weird Al” themed issue, so I’d like to think that there’s a lot of “Weird Al” flavor throughout but I think it’d be generous really to call me an editor.
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Call Editor Generous Issue Think Throughout Weird
By the time I’m in the studio recording my parody, 10,000 parodies of that song are on YouTube.
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I make charts of songs that are good candidates, good targets, so to speak.
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I’m stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.
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Gas Pump Self Service Station Stranded Use
I’m known for being an up, high-energy, and optimistic kind of guy.
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Energy Guy High Kind Known Optimistic
I’ll be mellow when I’m dead.
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Dead Death Mellow Suicide
Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
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Buck Channel Midget Month Wres
One of my pet peeves is that sometimes the talents of my band get overlooked because, and it was the same problem that Frank Zappa had, with a lot of groups that use humor, people don’t realize there’s a lot of craft behind the comedy.
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I can’t say enough good things about my band. I feel very fortunate that I found them when I did, very early in my career.
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