I don’t watch anything on a regular basis – I tend to binge-watch things.
AL YANKOVICI did have a child, and I was reading a lot of picture books to her, but at the same time writing a children’s book was something that I’d been wanting to do for many years, pretty much since the start of my career.
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Well I’ve made no secret of my life long love of MAD Magazine, it’s probably my first and greatest influence in terms of my comic sensibilities. I’ve known John [Ficarra] for many years, and we’ve been friends.
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My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.
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Midget wrestling on channel 3, it costs me 50 bucks a month.
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Like, I have had moments, which I think most people have, where you’ll be watching TV, and it’ll be interrupted by some tragic event, and you’ll actually find yourself thinking,
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So I try not to pick songs that I know would drive me crazy.
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Ever since the day you left me, I’ve been so miserable, my dear. I feel almost as bad as I did when you were still here.
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The irony is of course that my career has lasted a whole lot longer than some of the people I’ve parodied over the years.
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Some people want to advertise their weirdness, and spread it out, that’s not me.
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I’m an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I’m a relation to Frankenstein’s creation.
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I’m known for being an up, high-energy, and optimistic kind of guy.
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I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.
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You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
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You got me stranded on the bungee tower of love.
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After that, I made the decision to headline no matter what, even if I was playing to seven people. I wanted people to be there to see me.
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I like the guitar-driven music of Nirvana at its peak. At that point, I thought there was a lot of really exciting music coming out.
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