creates jobs all over the world, and makes life easier for millions of Americans.
AL FRANKENTend to be people who didn’t take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.
More Al Franken Quotes
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I’m sure I’ve devoted enough thought to Rush Limbaugh for one lifetime.
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I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
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He didn’t have a career as such; he was a printing salesman essentially for most of his working life.
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I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
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And the problem with the mainstream media is that it has these other biases that are much more important.
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Part of the middle class promise is that, after a lifetime of hard work, you’ll be able to retire and enjoy the fruits of that labor.
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And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book that’s funny makes the information go down a lot easier and it makes it a lot more fun to read, easier to understand, and often stronger. So there’s all kinds of advantages to it.
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And we didn’t need to worry about foreign websites illegally distributing the latest TV shows and blockbuster movies online.
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You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad.
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Progressives, in a way, are the new conservatives. We want to conserve what we fought to build.
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I don’t think I’m an angry person. I think I’m a person who’s angry. I’m angry at the Bush administration;
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But I think it’s a good thing. Some people thought that it was an odd career arc, but to me it made absolute sense.
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Armed with nothing more than a Facebook user’s phone number and home address.
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As someone who’s spent time with our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan on USO tours and met wounded warriors at Walter Reed and Bethesda,
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We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way.
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