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I want to reclaim ‘liberal.’ I’m a liberal, and I think most Americans are liberals.

Al Franken

Asking the question whether the mainstream media has a liberal or conservative bias is like asking whether al Qaeda uses too much oil in their hummus.
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If you use Facebook – as I do – Facebook in all likelihood has a unique digital file of your face, one that can be as accurate as a fingerprint and that can be used to identify you in a photo of a large crowd.
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It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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It’s really building Air America that I’m focused on, and for me, that almost only means doing a good show.
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I couldn’t think of anything less appealing than molding the minds of tomorrow’s leaders.
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The Medicare Part D prescription drug bill, which might be the most corrupt piece of legislation in history, was a huge giveaway of taxpayer funds to the big pharmaceutical companies.
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creates jobs all over the world, and makes life easier for millions of Americans.
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I think if you’re going to do a movie about Reagan, you do it about the fact that he created the huge deficit.
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You might not like that Facebook shares your political opinions with Politico, but are you really going to delete all the photos, all the posts, all the connections – the presence you’ve spent years establishing on the world’s dominant social network?
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I also focus on Bush and his administration – who do a lot of lying – and how a right-wing media has allowed them to get away with a lot of stuff that, in a different media environment, they probably wouldn’t be able to get away with.
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They had developed all these bad habits of being objective and balanced and stuff like that.
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Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.
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I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
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We need an investigation, because we don’t know what Donald Trump owes Russia.
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Some of George W. Bush’s friends say that Bush believes God called him to be president during these times of trial.
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The important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice.
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