When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
AL FRANKENBut I think it’s a good thing. Some people thought that it was an odd career arc, but to me it made absolute sense.
More Al Franken Quotes
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There’s going to have to be investigations, and an independent investigation, into the Trump campaign and the Trump administration’s relationship to Russia.
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Does the mainstream media have a liberal bias? On a couple of things, maybe.
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Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.
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I’m crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book.
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Veterans report that service dogs help break their isolation. People will often avert their eyes when they see a wounded veteran.
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The civil rights movement was very important in my house, and then Vietnam was very important ’cause there were two boys, so I came of age during a very heated political climate.
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I also focus on Bush and his administration – who do a lot of lying – and how a right-wing media has allowed them to get away with a lot of stuff that, in a different media environment, they probably wouldn’t be able to get away with.
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You can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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The only job they had, which is to give accurate, objective ratings to financial products.
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When you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need a voice in Minnesota.
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The Internet can only work if it’s a truly level playing field. Small businesses should have the same ability to reach customers as powerful corporations.
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I anticipate that Apple’s fingerprint reader will in fact make iPhone 5S owners more likely to secure their smartphones.
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We need to start by having a conversation about climate change. It would be irresponsible to avoid the issue just because it’s uncomfortable to talk about.
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People who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell.
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